daylight robbery

Alex - No i will not bring an AK47 home. i dont think i would get it in my bag before someone tried to offer me their children for it. also i think the police would have something to say about the matter...probably a pat on the back for my courage and an outstretched hand for a big bribe...no joke.

Joe - I hope you were joking when you said you've dropped my guitar 7 times already? we didnt discuss the conditions of the loan but i want her back in one piece. plus...i though everyone named their guitars after girls? oh well the cat is out of the bag.

Luke - you can buy Lost season 1&2 for about 3 pounds each at the market...brilliant. if you have no conscience (like us) you can get some real bargains.

everyone else:

i paid $5 for 2 shirts yesterday aparently i was ripped off. i thought it was daylight robbery but apparently you can get 3/4 for $5. i need to work on my 'thats unfair just because im white i pay extra' face.

seeing as my occupation is basically baby sitter/guitar teacher i thought id kill two birds with one stone. im putting the finishing touches on the ultimate beginners guitar booklet. it has everything you could ever need to know...or in other words everything i know. by the end of lesson 10 a competent and hard working student will be able to play 'amazing grace' standing upside down whilst being poked with a giant stick. this is more fun than it sounds trying to convince children that this is the way everyone playes guitar. ahhhh ignorant children.

so apart from getting my kicks from confusing innocent children, it is very quiet here, i have a lot of time. yet i have a lot to do and always seem to be on my feet.

highlight of the week:
someone said 'you look very dappy today' apparently it means smart and well dressed. how very british.

over and out.
Ben.