what can i say? i spent ten mintues trying to rermember how to spell 'exhausted' then another ten trying to find a dictionary to check if my mind was playing tricks on me again.
my most recent attempt at getting a solid nights sleep is to sit up till about 12 and wait. then fall asleep almost immediately, fortunately i have west wing season seven to keep me entertained. the only problem is i find it hard to sleep after being totally enthralled in the programe and find myself sitting on the edge of my seat whispering 'com on santos' to myself in some laughable comic skit worthy of a place in any modern american sit com. so with the added stress of a fictional was in kazakhstan and a presidential election that may as well be real considering the amount of time i ponder its outcome. i decided to buy some drugs. seriously. not altogether cheap drugs at that. it cost my $3 for a dozen sleeping pills and another dollar for my fungus infected legs, oh yes i forgot to mention, i have fungus infected legs. or did i say that already...i forget. the pills seemed to help and i slept all night but felt aweful in the morning, chur as they say. i was still felt heavily sedated at lunch. maybe thats where my morning went..., i was so whacked on smack i must have lost myself in some drug induced karma of nirvana. of course im only kidding, dont worry mum, im not taking over the perscribed limit...yet. it does worry you, however, to know that you can freely buy morphine over the counter without a perscription. im not sure worrying is the right word, maybe inticing or tempting would suit the sentence better.
i have run out of things to say, maybe i should buy some morphine to make this blog a bit more exciting? i will get back to you on that one.
long live cambodia.
Ben.
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- king ben
- Worthing, West Sussex, United Kingdom
- 20. Christian. always hungry.
Romans 5:7-8
Very rarely will anyone die for a righteous man, though for a good man someone might possibly dare to die. But God demonstrated his love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us.
6 comments:
Dude,
Sounds like you were still pretty drugged when you wrote this entry. It's comic genius! really.
About your leg, I forget if I've told you this already but I have some cream for leg injures from Ukraine. No Joke its actually called 'BenGay'. It supposedly means 'leg cream' but I beg to differ!
Nice work with the cop shop on your previous entry. Don't feel guilty, Lucy Crock (or should I say crook!) said she would have paid them the full $10 or more to get rid of them straight away! Glad to see your navigational skills are improving though! haha...
Talking of navigation, when you get back I feel a celebratory chidingfold road trip is a necessity!?
Chow for now.
The Fox Brother
I agree wit mr fox! i believe you might still have been pretty drugged up when you wrote this! hilarious! I am still really enjoying reading ur blog ben! each post is getting funnier than the next! keep the posts coming there great! hope ur well! x
Yeah, i agree with them both too... an amusing post i must say...... it makes me wonder if that's what i sound like all the time, considering the amount of drugs i take..... oh no, maybe i do?!! ha ha.
Hope your leg gets better too and that you have a good nights sleep.
Becky fox
Leg fungus, sounds rough. Still pretty cool though.
Matt is suffering without your navigational expertise at his side. Don't worry though, I got it covered. If i ever get a lift with him I've taken to pointing out the rout as we go along as you used to do, even though it's a journey we've made 100 times before. A classic gag.
Joe
Ben was quite scary yesterday, he kept walking in diagonal lines, and he was tellng me all these personal things... I'll post them on my blog later.
Just kidding of course.
A have a freind who was in hospitain for a bit and he says morphine is really fun. Do you think you could get some for me please?
sam x
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