Friday, April 13, 2007

popping pills

i have been sick like a dog the last few days and although putting a brave face on things i still feel aweful. my head is pounding and my stomach is churning. i didnt sleep much the first night as was to anf from the bathroom every half hour then puked up in the morning, which is never a pleasent experience. all my boasting about having a stomach of steel and my recent surge in experimental local dishes probably hasnt helped. i figured as i hadnt been sick up till now i must be resistant to most stuff, i had eaten almost anything they sell on the side of the street and hadnt had any problems before. to make it worst i am still mourning spurs defeat by seville. yes joe, i agree. am always pleased to see any italian side get a firm whopping.

so my new years plans have been hampered by my belly...gutted, i had a few allnight raves lined up and perhaps a trip to a khmer nightclub...joking, i would certainly die if i went there.

my head feels like its going to explode so im going to head home and sulk for a few hours.

to make it all worse it was Sothys birthday yesterday and i couldnt even walk to the end of the street and buy him a pressie, steve came by and took me round to theirs which i did without complaint because i knew i wouldnt be allowed my own space and peace and quiet, it just wasnt going to happen. so instead i had to sit with them and the boys and add to my growing illness, to make it even worse i wasnt allowed to eat anything. im sorry, im learning that i complain too much. suffering in silence is the best way by far i think, i would rather not be treated as a science experiment.

ive been popping pills all day which have helped slightly, momentarily stopped all flow of liquid.

anyway,

i need some confirmation:
-is it true luke is joining the police?
-is it also true the foxes are moving to leistershire?
-i heard a rumor the lease on the flat is going to end and not be renewed?
-at pizza express joe was unable to finish the leftovers...sloppy joeseppy?

im going to be sick.....ughhh

4 comments:

Kosev said...

Hi Ben, sorry to hear you're not feeling too good. It's always weird when you stop putting stuff in but stuff just keeps coming out.... Nice.

Anyway, let me try and clear a few things up for you.

1.Luke is looking at trying to join the police. Depends if they're willing to let someone who looks like a lesbian with facial hair into the force. (Sorry Luke just a gag, however I'm not sure if I'll be feeling any safer when you're allowed to walk around with a truncheon.)

2.Yes it looks as though the Foxes (dad, mum and Becky) might actually be doing what they've been threatening to for the past decade. Stuart's got a job in Market Harborough and the short version of the story is that they feel God is in it so they're going.

3.It does look likely that the lease won't be renewed. Matt's moving to London and I fancy a change. (besides, i don't wanna be sleeping accross the hall from Luke when he gets issued his hand cuffs.)

4. This claim is a complete fabrication and i demand the name of the culprite. I don't even know anyone with such a creative imagination. Truth is there weren't any left overs. I did scan the plates but they were all spotless. (Not including the salads Gemma and Kirsty wasted their money on).

Get well soon mate.
Joe

Anonymous said...

Hey Ben,

I was just gonna post a comment to say i hope you're feeling better soon and yes the news is true... the Foxes are moving to Leicestershire... it appears Joe has already confirmed that part though... we only put our house on the market yesterday and have had 4 viewings already... scary....

Anyway, i didn't know any of the other info myself.. for example that Luke is going to join the police.... so thanks for updating me on that.... funny that i get my updates as to what's happening in Worthing from the otherside of the world, ha ha.

Anyway, get better quickly,

love becky

Anonymous said...

Joe, you know it was only last week that i said to ben and lucy, "even in this heat i still cán't bring myself to waste money on a salad." It's not food!! i imagine myself saying this in the same voice as when joey from friends said "its not a cat!" Women eh.

Kosev said...

Too damn right. Salad indeed, what are we? Rabbits? I thought it was just the optional extra that any sane person chooses not to contaminate their plate with.

Right, I'm off for a kebab!

miss you both
Joe